Final Star Wars Treasures of the Week: Vader Clock, Rebel Gear & More!

Discover this week's finale of Sith-approved Star Wars collectibles: From Vader's ticking tribute to Rebel communicators and beyond. Dive in, Padawan!

Garrett Archibeque
August 25, 2023

Greetings, Padawans,

In the heart of the Sith vaults, lies a collection so grand, even the stars seem to pale. Feel the might of the galaxy with our Star Wars Hand towels, woven with tales of old. Communication among rebels evolves with our inspired "Rebel Communicator." Let time stand still, or perhaps just obey your will, with the Darth Vader Clock. And for the true enthusiasts, the Epoch Mk3 Standard Lightsaber beckons, its glow unmatched in the universe. Yet, there are more artifacts hidden in the shadows, yearning to be discovered by those whose hunger for the Force is insatiable.

Venture forth and unveil the unseen, Padawan.

Star Wars Hand Towels

With every wipe, relive the legendary tales that shaped the galaxy.

Star Wars Inspired "Rebel Communicator"

Channel the spirit of the rebellion every time you communicate.

Aurebesh and Star Wars Pocket Translator

Speak the language of stars and decode the universe's mysteries.

Pyke Syndicate Sansanna Spice Trade Vials

Hold the galaxy's rarest spices, straight from the syndicate's vaults.

Darth Vader Clock

Time now answers to the Dark Lord, marking every Sith moment.

Lego Stormtrooper / Darth Vader Toilet Paper Holder

Bring Sith humor into daily chores, one tissue at a time.

Star Wars Gift For Husband And Wife

Celebrate intergalactic love, forged in starry fires.

Epoch Mk3 Standard Lightsaber

Wield the power, grace, and history of a galaxy, concentrated in your hand.

That concludes today's transmission, weaklings! Inform us of your feeble favorites and the gear you crave. We shall become your personal Star Wars gear interrogators. If it is your desire, we shall unearth it from the depths of the galaxy.

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Submit to the power of the Dark Side and seize these opportunities that lie before you. The Force awaits your commands.

- The Empire Exchange Council